Ek Banda Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha

Dost: Yaara! LaRki Se Baat Kar Rahay Ho?

Banda: Yaara! Khuda Ka Qasam LaRki NahiN, Mangetar Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 847 views

Daru pine se jindagi k problem

UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.

EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

suniye g aap ka dost galat

Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?

Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan or Gadha

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mother vs son

Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)