Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha..

Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief :

Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Main Nay Us Say Kaha

Main Nay Us Say Kaha K,

“Ay Jan Apny Nazuk Hath Merey Chehray Par B Lehra Do…

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Kameeni Ne Aisa Thappar Mara K Moo Se Tulsi Hi Bahir Aagai_!i!:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ager tum 1jungle mein ho

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Patni: To Tumne Police Main Report Ki.

Pati: Nahi Maine galti Kar Di.
Patni: Wo Kya??

pati: Jeb Katne Ke Turant Baad Main Darji Ke Pass Chala gaya.

Parti Chal Rahi Thi,Reena Ne Pati Ko Ungali Se Apni Or Aane Ka Ishara Kiya,Pati Ne Aakar Poocha,Kya Koi kaam Hai

Patni: Nahi Main Dekhna Chah rahi Thi Meri Ungali Main Kitni takat Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Newtons Universal Law Of Love

Newtons Universal Law Of Love:

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!)

Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log

Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log operation karne se pehle patient ko behosh kiyu karte hai?

Circuit: simple hai na bhai, patient khud operation karna seek na le .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)