Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.
Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.
Patni: To Tumne Police Main Report Ki.
Pati: Nahi Maine galti Kar Di.
Patni: Wo Kya??
pati: Jeb Katne Ke Turant Baad Main Darji Ke Pass Chala gaya.
Parti Chal Rahi Thi,Reena Ne Pati Ko Ungali Se Apni Or Aane Ka Ishara Kiya,Pati Ne Aakar Poocha,Kya Koi kaam Hai
Patni: Nahi Main Dekhna Chah rahi Thi Meri Ungali Main Kitni takat Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1071 views
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ATTITUDE :
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar: Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia” (Connecting Peepal):-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What every man wants
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Wife : barabar wali harr month baad apne husbnd ke sath 10 ,
10 din ke liye ghoomne jaati hai. Aap kbhi le ke gye ??
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Husbnd : Qasam se , mene to 3 , 4 baar bola magar maani hi nhe
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya
To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?
He Replied: Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poochawhat do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bolahappy birth day to you... ;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A OnLine Advertizement by a Married Man in oLx:
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For Sale:
Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake...Tounge
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)