Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Patni: To Tumne Police Main Report Ki.

Pati: Nahi Maine galti Kar Di.
Patni: Wo Kya??

pati: Jeb Katne Ke Turant Baad Main Darji Ke Pass Chala gaya.

Parti Chal Rahi Thi,Reena Ne Pati Ko Ungali Se Apni Or Aane Ka Ishara Kiya,Pati Ne Aakar Poocha,Kya Koi kaam Hai

Patni: Nahi Main Dekhna Chah rahi Thi Meri Ungali Main Kitni takat Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

Orat se tekra gaya...

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There was a discusses

there was a discussion between love n arranged
marriage which at last was concluded by comparin
them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or
is being murdered.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye

aik fakir aik admi se behk mangte hoye bola Allah ke naam par kuch de do,baba aap ki rozi main barkat ki dua Karen gain.

admi foran bola baba jee apne liye bi dua kar lijye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan in Minar e Pakistan

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha

Dosra Pathan: Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha

Pehla Pathan: Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dahi daal rahe thay!

Darya k kinaaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya mai
Dahi daal rahe thay!
Pathan ne dekha to poocha: Khocha yeh kya kar
rahe ho…?
Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain!
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha…! O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye
tum par Lateefa banatay hain…!
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piyega.Ha.ha.ha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)