Main Sala Pupyy Said Child

Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,

Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta

Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views
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