Teacher:Jurmana mafi
Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..
Sardar:Jurmana kina a?
Teacher:5 rupay.
Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views
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