Jota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha: main 1100 lungi

2nd sali boli: main to 2100 lungi.

Peechay se 1 SARDAR bola 2310 lay lo, us main FM bhi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views

chapal

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikhao haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The boss came early

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office.

He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”

The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jaaj . (mulzim say) tum jantay ho

jaaj . (mulzim say) tum jantay ho jooth bhool kar tumhay kahan jana ho ga …
Mulzim .. dozakh mein
Jaj … aur such bhool kar //
mulzim …. sarkari jail khanay mein .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)