Sardar Got Into A Bus
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket
And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 536 views
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