A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views

Funny

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bhooka Baccha

Ek din Mummy ne Chunnu se kaha,"bete,tumhare mama ane waale hain to bazar se kuch khaane ko lao."

Chunnu bazaar se samose, nimbu aur kele le kar aaya..

Aate-aate usse bhook lagi toh woh samose kha gaya..

Fir bandar kele le gaya aur nimbu gutter mein gir gaya..

Ghar aakar Mummy ne poochcha: Kya lekar aaye?

Chunnu bola: Damadam mast kalandar, samose pet ke andar, kela le gaya bandat, nimbu gutter ke andar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi Jagah Jahan Aadmi Nahi Ja Sakta

Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao

jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulhan

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Let's play a game.

Let's play a game.
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
.
Start
.
.
Kia start?
Nalayk
Koi kam b kar liya karo
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)