Search Results for 'pathan'
Lady doctor ek Pathan se
Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?
Pathan:
Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK….?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan:
yar ye doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
“Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl Pathan se:
Jab ap k pas mubil hy
aur
mary pas b hy
to ap ne LETTER q bheja?
Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli
PLZ-Try-Letter
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Do pathan apas mein baat kar rahe the
Pehla bola
KiaTumhari ghari sahi waqt batati hai
Doosra Pathan
Batati tu naheen daikhna parta hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aaik pathan :Main bohat jald naha laita hoon kion k main saban istimal naheen karta
Doosra pathan :Main tum se bhi pehle naha laita hoon kion kmain pani istimal naheen karta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan : Abbo semujhe ice cream le kar dain
Baap : beta bohat sardi hai ess sardi mein zukam ho jaye ga
Pathan : koi baat naheen main coat pehan kar kha loon ga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha
kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?
Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan : Doctor sb
Mujhe awaz sunai deti he Laikin aadmi dikhai naheen deta.
Doctor : aisa kab hota hai ?
Pathan : phone karte waqt
Doctor : lakh lant a
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan beti se:Tum aainey k samne aankhain Band kiye kion khari ho ?
Beti:Main yeh dekhna chahti hoonK sotey waqt main kesi lagti hoon.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan apne Baap se: Main ne riazi mein so mein aathanwe number hasil kiye hein.
Baap herat se:Baqi do number kon leh geya
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par bohat tang kar raha tha
Pathan ne tang aa kar apni sim badal lior osse naye number se phone karte hoe bola
Abb mujhe tum tu kiatumhara baap bhi tang naheen kar sakta
Main ne sim badal li hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan raste se guzar raha tha
Osne rash laga dekha poocha kia hoa
Aadmi : Bachi gatar mein gir geyi
Pathan : Shukar hai gatar ka dhakan khula tha Warna bachi ka dum ghut jata
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: I Love you
Larki : Tameez se baat karo
Pathan: Bismillah hirRehman nirRaheem
With due respect I beg to say that I Love you Sada Qalla hul Azeem
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pathan dosre pathan se
Aik over mein kitni ball phainki jati hain?
Dosra pathan: 6
Pehla pathan: ghalat, aik over mein aik hi ball 6 martaba phainki jati hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
First Pathan:All cars get stop at my father hand point
Second Pathan:Is he Big Officer ?
First Pathan:No he is in Traffic Police.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)