PLZ-Try-Letter
Girl Pathan se:
Jab ap k pas mubil hy
aur
mary pas b hy
to ap ne LETTER q bheja?
Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli
PLZ-Try-Letter
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 517 views
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