Aaik pathan :Main bohat jald naha laita hoon kion k main saban istimal naheen karta

Doosra pathan :Main tum se bhi pehle naha laita hoon kion kmain pani istimal naheen karta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 810 views

Best friend

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua

Modern Aashiq:
Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein

Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,
Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 behra scooter ghasit

1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha

2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya

2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Going To Work Or Coming Home!

Ques:
Why Do Sardars Have See-Through Lunch Box Lids?
Ans:
So They Can Tell
If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

In bio practical

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)