aankhain Band kiye kion khari ho ?
Pathan beti se:Tum aainey k samne aankhain Band kiye kion khari ho ?
Beti:Main yeh dekhna chahti hoonK sotey waqt main kesi lagti hoon.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 865 views
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Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
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