Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par
Aik pathan ko koi aadmi mobile par bohat tang kar raha tha
Pathan ne tang aa kar apni sim badal lior osse naye number se phone karte hoe bola
Abb mujhe tum tu kiatumhara baap bhi tang naheen kar sakta
Main ne sim badal li hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 631 views
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Aapas me galtiyon ko drguzar kia kro..
Qk
Drguzar na krogy to Mohbbat khtam hojaegi...
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Jb Rabita tot jaiga to Fasla ho jaega
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/ \ Hi Thi...
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ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch Samajh Mein Aya??
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Nahi Na?
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Kadi Thandi Coke Peeti Hovay Te Pata Lagy Na..
(‘.”)/ Lal Sharbat
<).( Peen Waleyo!
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