Search Results for 'wife'
Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?
Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
Banta: maine galti se use bola tha
ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Man To His Friend:
My Wife Died Yesterday.!!
I m Trying To Cry;-(
But Tears r Not Coming Out:->
Wat To Do.?
Sardar:
No Problem
Just Imagine
She Is Back:-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna,
Dubai jao to Jewelry
France jao to Perfume
Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaun to kya bhejun?
Wife: Imran Hashmi ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.
Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi.
Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)