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Main apni wife ko bahut

Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?

Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?

Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?

Banta: maine galti se use bola tha
ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Koi peeche mere pair

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapse milne doctorji aaye hai

Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai

Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar operation mein

Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum khaana bahut

Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho

Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach

Ek kadvaa sach :-)

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Man To His Friend

A Man To His Friend:
My Wife Died Yesterday.!!
I m Trying To Cry;-(
But Tears r Not Coming Out:->
Wat To Do.?
Sardar:
No Problem
Just Imagine
She Is Back:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna,

Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna,

Dubai jao to Jewelry
France jao to Perfume

Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaun to kya bhejun?

Wife: Imran Hashmi ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Main aapse pyar nahi kert

Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:

Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.

Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Eyesight is Perfect

Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal mere khuab main ek

Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi.

Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Movie Tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)