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Santa: My wedding is going to happen.
Banta: Whats the problem now.?
Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
*Wife was teaching Grammar*
Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?
Santa : Past tense!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,
Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy, BOHAT MOTI WIFE.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"
Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife!
Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A superb ADD in Paper:
''FOR SALE'' Complete set of Encyclopedia in gud condition.
Reason 4 Selling:-
......
No longer needed.
-Got married.
-Wife knows EVERYTHING..! :DSee More
by Kashif (few years ago!)
Husband ne paan khareed kar wife ko khanay k liye diya
Wife: aap ne apnay liye q nahi liya ?
Husband: darling me to wesay he khamosh rehta hun ;)
by Kashif (few years ago!)
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife : Jab mein gana gaati hu to aap bahar kyu chale jate ho?
Husband : Taki Mohalle wale ye na samjhe ki mein tumhara gala daba raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”
Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months
Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut dar lag raha hai.
Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri tarah ankhein band karlo!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne secretary ko boss ke god
me baithe dekh liya. Boss bina ghabraye bola, “Kaan kholkar sun lo. Budget ki
chahe kitni hi kami ho, mein ek chair se kaam nahi chala sakta.
Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)