Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?

Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views

Hum dono Jannati hen

Ek Shohar khubsurat tha aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:Hum dono Jannati hen
BV:Kesy? 
Shohar:Tm Mujhy dekh kr Shukar ada krti hoOrM Tumhay Dek kar toba krta hun  

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa and Banta!

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)