Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?

Banta: maine galti se use bola tha
ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views

kam number kiun liye hain?

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan shia ki majlis main

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Girl-mere piche

Girl-mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mat kar..

Boy- Q?

Grl- is Raste pe Patthr aur Kaanto k Alwa kuch nhi..
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Boy-Are Pagli,
mere Pas REEBOK k Shoes hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

B.V Ne Shohar ko Cal ki

B.V Ne Shohar ko Cal ki: Kahn Hain Ap
Shohar:Tmhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hy,Jahan Tmhen 1 Diamnd ka Set Pasand Aya Tha
Or merey pas pesy nhi thy k woh le sakon.or me ne kaha tha k darling me ek din tmhrey liye ye kharidon ga.
B.V:khush Hote Hue Han Mujhe Yad Hy
Shohar:Ma Us k 7 Wali Shop me Baal Ktwa Rha Hun.sms smile

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The only consolation

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)