Tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
Santa: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
Banta: maine galti se use bola tha
ki "tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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