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Can you explain to me how

Wife: Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?

Husband: No, I really can't. I distinctly remembered having taken my shirt off.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se

Kanjus Aadmi-Bagal Wale Ghar Se Iodex Le Kar Aao

Wife-Wo Log Nahi Denge

Aadmi-Kite Kanjus Hai Wo Log...
Jane Do Humara Hi Lekar Aao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye Hi Paan Kyu Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You know, our son got

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: You are right, I still got mine with me!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
For all married friends

For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:'He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.' Mom:'No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.' ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A small argument between

A small argument between a couple turns violent.Angry

Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself

golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu Found His Wife Having Affair

Golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What do you mean

Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?

Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aman and wife waiting

Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
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Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After 70 yrs u still address

Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret?

Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You delivered an excellent

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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