Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna,

Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna,

Dubai jao to Jewelry
France jao to Perfume

Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaun to kya bhejun?

Wife: Imran Hashmi ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views
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