Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself

golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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