Aman and wife waiting
for train itne mein PUNJAB MAIL
aayi Aman bhag kar train mein
chad gaya or wife ko bola…
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Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye
to tu bhi aa jana...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 669 views

Why'd the couple stop

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata Toh Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?”

Pappu: “Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha”

Teacher: “Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai”

Pappu (Gusse Me): “Insaan Hi Kaha Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana Dete Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

stupid

Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not so sure about the first one.

~Albert Einstein~

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Mela laga hua tha

Mela laga hua tha. Ek akhbaar wala akhbar bech raha tha laikin bik nahi rahey they. Us ney socha key aisee zabardast khabar parhi jaey key log us ki taraf mutawajja ho jayein.

Us ney ek khaufnaak khabar ka eilaan shuru ker diya, “The dam has broken”

Meley mein bhagdar mach gyee, log sar pe paon rakh ker bhagey.

Police waley barey pareshan huey, jab unhein pata chala key hua kia hey to unhon ney loudspeaker sey eilaan kiya, “The dam has not broken”

Logon mein aur afratafi mach gyee, kyunkey un ka khayal tha key police deny ker rahee hey to khabar sach hi ho gi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam

Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??

Boy:Mendak..

Teacher:
4 aur btao

… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)