Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?

Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views

A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Teacher Shadi kya hai?

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tv serial

Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10
kerchief free!!!
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo
ponchne ke liye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pagal Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
.

Phir

.
Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

boys and girls

aaj kal boys aur girls apne bare mein kya sochte hain???? Boys sochte hain ki girls ringtone ki thara hothi hain jab chahe jab badal lo.. aur girls sochte hain ki boys message ki thara hothe hain ager pasand aye toh rake lo inbox mein nahi toh delete kar doh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)