What do you mean

Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?

Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta

2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P

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Pathan radio ly kr toilet gia

Pathan radio ly kr toilet gia


wife:Aj to mazy se tatti ki hogi


Pthan:khak mazy sy ki hy khara ho kr krni pari
Wife:Q?



Pthan:
Qomi Tarana shuro ho gya tha.?

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whom do u like more mama or papa

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