Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views

kal raat 3 ghante English Picture

SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?
SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st Girl: Muje Mere lover ke sath

1st Girl: Muje Mere lover ke sath bike
Pe jate mere Papa ne dekh liya.

2nd Girl: Acha Phir Kya hua????

1st Girl: Fir kya, papa ne BUS ke paise wapas maang liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??

Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.

Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja!
Makkhi Nahi Udi!

Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)