Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:
Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:
"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"
Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1102 views
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