Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

Wife looks in mirror & says to her Husband:

"I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly. Please say something nice about me"

Husband:"ur eyesight is perfect...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 744 views
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