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Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?

Reporter To Meera: What Is Your Favorite Dish & Drink?
MEERA: Mother Of Potato & one Leg Mango Juice
Reporter: Main Samjha Nahi!?

MEERA: Oh My God! You Pendu’s, Ek To Tum Peoples Ko English Nahi Aati. Main Ne Kaha Mujhe
Aaloo Keema aur Langray Aam Ka Juice Pasand Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pass gya

1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pass gya
2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi.

Pathan: Who is Speaking?

Gora: Lala! Hum Bolti hai… Jakson

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
sardar: Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

2 sardar:
illegal ....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan goes to obama

Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in school

Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:

Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
student pathan

Teacher: Translate into english.
"Woh meri Nawasi hai".


Pathan Student:

"She is my Eighty Nine".

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
aik pathan uk gaya

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
goun ka master

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta----- Bacho ye ,, M,, hy . M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa---- Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy?? aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shagird (maths k teacher say)

Shagird (maths k teacher say) janab! English kay teacher English mein baat krtay hain, Urdu kay teacher urdu mein aur Arbic kay Arabic mein aap bhi maths mein baat kia karein.

Teacher: “Mujh say teen panch mat karo, sari char so bisi nikal donga, chalo no do giarah ho jao warna aisa maron ga bas aik kay do nazar aayein gay.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?

English teacher: Make a sentence
using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting
dresses, neither are they comfortable
nor we.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar


Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Ki English

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

Pathan: hi obama hw r u?

Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar Ji English Joke - Funny-jokes
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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