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1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha

1 Bache Ka Naam “D” Tha.
1 Din “D” K School Me Sports Day Tha Or Wo Apne Baap Ko B Sath Le Gaya.
Jab “D” Recing Me Dor Raha Tha To Us Ka Baap Chilaya:
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”
Bhago “D”…
Us Waqt 1 Teacher Ayi Or Boli:
Sir, Plz English Bolain Urdu Allow Nahi, Or Wo Chali Gai.
Phir Us Ka Baap English Main Chillaya
Or Teacher Ko Gussa Aagya Or Us Ny “D” K Baap Ko School Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Kyun K Wo English Main Chila Raha Tha:
Run-D,
Run-D,
Run-D ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
English School K Students

English School K Students Chirya Ghar Main..
Ohhh Wowww Look That Monky,
He Is Sleeping, Don’t Disturb …
Govrnment School K Bachay:
Oye Daikh Tera BAAP So Raha Ha,
Salay Ki Dum Khainch

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Arab couple went 2 London

Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha

1 Larki Ko URDU Our ENGLISH Mix Kr K Bolnay Ki Adat Thi..
Shaadi Ki Pehli Rat Us Ko Pata Chala K Us K Shohar Ka Sirf 1 Paon Ha.
Aglay Din Wo Apnay Ghar Gaye Tou Apni Ammi Say Boli:
Mom Meray Husband Ka Tou Sirf 1 Foot Ha…
Maa Hairat Say Boli:
Tou Beta Tum Ko Our Kitna Lamba Chahiye?
Tmharay ABBA Marhoom Ka Tou Sirf 6 Inch Ka Tha,
Our Wahi Tabiyat Khush Kr Deta Tha.:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
English School K Students

English School K Students Chirya Ghar Main..
Ohhh Wowww Look That Monky,
He Is Sleeping, Don’t Disturb …
Govrnment School K Bachay:
Oye Daikh Tera BAAP So Raha Ha,
Salay Ki Dum Khainch :P :D ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya?

Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .

Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .

Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Student

Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
.
Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Urdu to english translate

Teacher:sarak pe golian chal rahi thi .
Is english me tarnslate karo.
Student:tablets were going on the road.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Behtreen sathi

U r my best condom

confused?

Kbi to english samjh liya karo,
is ka matlb hai tum mere behtreen sathi ho

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
English me btao

Teacher :is jumle ko english me btao.she is kidding
sardar:wo bache derahi hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Father vs son english

Father:how are you grades?
Son:under water.
Father:under water.
What u mean?

Son:thay are below c

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
My back ground music

1 bar english ki class me pathan ki zor se hawa nikal gai.
Teacher:what is this
pathan :this is my back ground music

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
English party joke

In a party a hand some boy asked a girl:are you going to dance?
She felt so happy and said:yes
boy:thats good,so i have your chair

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
English me naam btao

Teacher :tell me ur name in english?

Student:after 2 min "long life oven"
teachar:is ka kia matlb hai?
Student:umer daraz bhatti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Urdu to english

Teacher:Dukh hamesha 7 rahta ha magar khushi ati jati hai ye english me btao
sardar:my wife is always with me but her sister come and go.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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