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tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de

Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.

Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

Sardar: yeh lay LOTA

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train
T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’

Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’

T.T:
‘Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri applied for aey?? ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi

3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi
Inspector: Tum Choozo ko kya dety ho
pthan: Bajra
Inspector Wrong Food
Arest him
Inspector: Tum kya dety ho
Punjabi: Rice
Inspector: ghalat hy & arest him

Sardar ghabra k bola: assi ty sary Choozeyan nu 5, 5 rupy dy deny aan, k jo mrzi kha Lo!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar police station aya

Sardar police station aya or bola
Meno arest kar lo,mai apni BV dy sar te danda maria ay

Police:Wo mar gai kia

sardar:Ni oh te bach gai
Hun meri khair nai;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aaj mere parosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya

Sardar: Aaj mere parosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..
Firend: Phir tum na kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha ‘google’ pr search kar lo…:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test

A Sardar was giving Medical Entry Test.
He gave definitions as follows.
ANTIBODY:
Against everybody.
ARTERY:
Study of fine art paintings.
CARDIOLOGY:
Advance study of playing cards.
CAT Scan:
Scanning for lost CAT.
COMA:
Punctuation mark.
BACTERIA:
Back door of a Cafeteria:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha…

Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???

Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the

Sardar ur phatan tent main soo rhe the.
Sardar:Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?.
Phatan: Stars.Sardar:Es ka kya mtlb hova.
Phatan:Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi.
Sardar:U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
:what is it u r reading?

man:what is it u r reading?
sardar:i’m reading book on blood. man:y?
sardar:bcoz doctor told me tomorrow 4 me blood test. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,

Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,
Girl-Ghanti nahi mar sakte the?Sardar-Poori cycle mardi aur ab ghanti kya alag se maroo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
recognize a Sardar in School

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?He is the one who erases the notes fromthe book when the teacher erases the board.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr

1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,

pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal dia.

Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,

Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)