Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,

Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,
Girl-Ghanti nahi mar sakte the?Sardar-Poori cycle mardi aur ab ghanti kya alag se maroo…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 561 views
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