Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,
Sardar riding a cycle hit a girl,
Girl-Ghanti nahi mar sakte the?Sardar-Poori cycle mardi aur ab ghanti kya alag se maroo…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 558 views
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and… The First one was a DUCK…
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
santa– Yaar banta tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di?
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banta– Yaar ye mobile bhi na!!!!
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santa– Kya hua??
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banta– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kutta Kaat Lega In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance
Bada Mast Hai.
Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai
Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye
Challange Kar Bethe.
Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane
Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.
Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair
Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?
Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Dost-Q?
Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man: After 70 yrs u still address ur wife as Darling, Love, Honey. What's the secret?
Old Man: Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago and I'm scared to ask her wat it is?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha: “Teacher Ka Darza Maan Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?”
Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Kyun Ke Ek Maan Apni Lori Se Ek Bache Ko Mushkil Se Sulati Hai Par Ek
Teacher Apne Lecture Se Puri Class Ko Easily Sula Deti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marasi Karely leny gia
Shopkeepr sabzi ko pani lga rha tha
Marasi kafi dair intezar krta raha or Ghusay sy bola:
Jy inhan nu Hosh aa gai ay te 1 kilo tol dy..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)