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1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do

Sarar: Light nai to kambakhat fan to chala do,

Sardani: aakhir sardar he to hai na

aqal hai hi nai

Fan chala dia to mombati bhojh jay gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai

Sardar: “Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai , F.S.C karai

B.S.C karai , M.S.C karai , nokri v lagvaya ”

hor ki keraan?

2nd sardar:

“Changa munda vekh k viaa v kara day”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ik wari me chota jia hunda C

Sardar: ik wari me chota jia hunda C

Me Minar-e-Pakistan to gir gia c.

2nd sardar: Fir mar gia c k bach gia c?

Sardar: Menu ki pata me te chota jiahunda C

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya

Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!

Due to following translations..?

1. main aam aadmi nai hon?

(I am not a mango man)

2. Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits)

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also)

4. Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & Give equal to four)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?

(Tablets are walking on the road)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sir my wife is missing



Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
Postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sardar ko uski Girl friend ne

sardar ko uski Girl friend ne apne boob choosne ko kaha.
sardar Thori dair choosne k baad rone laga…
Girl friend:kya huwa?
sardar:maa yad aa gai hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya

1 Sardar ka SAR phat gaya..

Doctor ne pucha :

Sardar je kiya hua?

Sardar: Main chappal nal keel thok rya se,

Ik banda bolya

Sardar je KHOPRI istmal kro ”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr

Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.

Dost Bola: Kis se bat kar rahe ho?

SARDAR: BV se

Dost herat se: Itni khush mezaji

SARDAR: Tmhari jo hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ki bevi

Sardar ki bevi:

Rat kafi ho gae he par sardar g nae ay,

zrur koe larki ka chkr hai sardar ki

mother: Hmesha bura hi sochna,

kya pta ksi truck k niche a gaya ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Eik Sardar dosray sardar say

Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:

“yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?”.

Dosra Sardar: “Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?

Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein
khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola “u hv a nice chest”
pehla sardar bola
“eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kal mebathrom vich gya te

Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C

Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?

Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya” tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ae.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay

1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay
Jub khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate k opar tissue paper
dakh kr socha shayd ye b khanay wali chaez ha.
Jub wo khanay laga to us k dost onchi onchi bolnay lag gaay

Oye! na khaween phika ee…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)