Sardar in Train
T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’

Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’

T.T:
‘Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri applied for aey?? ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 544 views

Poor theif

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ameer hai ya gareeb hai

Dost:docter ye kiun pochte hain subah kia khaya raat ko kia khaya.
2nd dost:yaar is se mareez ki mali halat ka pata lag jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pakitani Police

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

What do you mean

Santa: What do you mean, u got that black eye from a fire?

Banta: My wife caught me kissing an old flame.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha

1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha

BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?

Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.

BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)