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Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?
Sardar:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ne “pent”
dho k parosan ki Shalwar k
pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di
behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi tu muje Awaz dena ma bi
“pent” Utar Longa..:p
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar looking at name plate of air hostess above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar : that’s cute name…
DOOSRY walay ka naam nahin rakha kya??:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik sardar ke roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Sardar to her mom:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”
Sardar’s mom:”kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1sardar Ko Muslsal I LOVE U K SMS Araha Tha
2nd srdar:aj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he.
1st sardar O Paji,aj Ghlti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ly aya hun:-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?
Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8
miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,
SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?
Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?
Fakir khush ho kr Han
Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Bhagwan se:
Oye Bhagwan, Je kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee…
(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)
Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!
Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:
Oye
Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Nass gya a Tera.?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
In exam hall a girl askd to a sardar:
‘Muje bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mai likh lungi.’
Sardar ne dhyan se idhr udhr dekha,phr dhire se bola
“The”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!
.
A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?
Sardar:Me kanta badal donga
Officer:Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:Me Red signal donga
Officer:Light na ho to?
Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer:Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.”:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar intrview deny gaya
Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha?
Sardar:
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it!
Sardar:
Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)