sardar ko uski Girl friend ne
sardar ko uski Girl friend ne apne boob choosne ko kaha.
sardar Thori dair choosne k baad rone laga…
Girl friend:kya huwa?
sardar:maa yad aa gai hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 919 views
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