kal mebathrom vich gya te

Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C

Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?

Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya” tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ae.

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