Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views

Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi

Aik jaga baraat pe pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chaly gay

kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kar agy aa kar khata sadar: ji mra moo kala karoo

sadar: chal wapis
aik bar phir aa gaya

sadar: phir bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay

baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo kar do gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two blondes walking

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Examiner taking practical of sardar

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Teacher : What comes after 69?:|
Student : Mouthwash X_X
Teacher : Get out /:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.

Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .

Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.

Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)