Santa being romantic to his wife

Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 607 views
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