Sardar : Apne bete se
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…
kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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