Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai
Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.
Hamesha Test Main "Andaa" Lata hai.
Anti Misba: Tum Kya Jano "Andey" ki Qeemat.
Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan hain. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 717 views
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