Ek Baar Santa Highway Pe Khada Lift Mang Raha Tha To Ek

Pathan Ne Usko Lift De Di

Thodi Der Bad Santa Ne Pathan Se Pucha.

Santa: “Tum Bike Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yeh Letter Bahut Urgent Dena Hai”

Santa: “Kaha Dena Hai?”

Pathan: “Abhi Address Padne Ka Time Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Ohh Achha, Fir To Bike Aur Tez Chalao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views

Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab

Jab kisi lovers ka break up ho jata hai tab,

Ladki:(gusse se) aaj ke baad tum mujhe bhul jana.

Ladka:(pyar se) na tere aane ki khushi na tere jaane ka gam kiya,
Ja behna aaj tujhe bhi bhula diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meet me for lunch

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo to his P.A

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khareedoge Kya

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha khareedoge kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)