Santa Aur Pathan Mein Koi Farak Nahi

Ek Baar Santa Highway Pe Khada Lift Mang Raha Tha To Ek

Pathan Ne Usko Lift De Di

Thodi Der Bad Santa Ne Pathan Se Pucha.

Santa: “Tum Bike Itni Tez Kyu Chala Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yeh Letter Bahut Urgent Dena Hai”

Santa: “Kaha Dena Hai?”

Pathan: “Abhi Address Padne Ka Time Nahi Hai”

Santa: “Ohh Achha, Fir To Bike Aur Tez Chalao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views
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