Lo madam Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata
Class Mein Teacher Bachon Se Question Puch Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ki Baari Mein Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To Hum Ko Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz Baad Mein Kyun Aati Hai?”
Santa: “Kyonki Hamari Aankhein Aage Hai Aur Kaan Piche Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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