Sadhu Se Panga Lena Achhi Baat Nahi
Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se
Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai
Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh,
Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”
Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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"BRITNEY
SHAKIRA
ANEJLINA"
Jaise Atom Bomb Hai.
Tumhare Pas Kya H?
Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser
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Hai.
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Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho??
Wo Bola
Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K
Phir Sailab Kab Aaega Muje Rashan Nai Mila..
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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,
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” I MR YOU “
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I didn't do my homework because I lost my memory.
When did this start?
When did what start?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
T.V Reporter To Pathan
Apko Konsi Actress Pasnd Hai?
Pathan: Katreena Kareena Pretty Priyanka Amisha
Reporter: Sabse Ziada?
Pathan: Shahid Kapoor
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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:
Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A
Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya
likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa
charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height of Customer Care... . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Swiss Bank to open ATM in the Pakistani Parliament".
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 machar tufan me 1 darakhat se lipat gia tufan jane k bad machar apna pasena ponchte howe kehne laga oho aj me na hota to ye darakhat urr jata
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