Maaro, Aur Maro Is Bevkoof Ko
Preeto Pregnant Thhi Aur Usko Test Se Pata Chala Ki Ladka Hone Wala Hai,
Par Uske Agle Din Hi Wo Apne Pati Santa Ki Pitaayi Kar Rahi Thi.
Ye Dekhkar Padosiyo Ne Pucha: “Aap Ise Kyu Maar Rahi Hai?”
Preeto: “Maine Isse Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tha Ke Tum Mere
Bacche Ke Baap Banne Wale Ho, Isne Apne Sabhi Doston Ko SMS Forward Kar Diya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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