Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?

Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe

Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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