Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe

Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwi pathan se

Biwi pathan se:

khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna.

pathan: wai qurban!
Laalay ki jaan!

zaroor dega batao

CYCLE KA DE
YA moter cycle KA?..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sadar ka ghar me phone

Sardar phone pe:ghar nai aa sakta ,car k steering,gear,sab chori ho gaya hai.

5 min bad pher call ki:aa raha hun galti se pechli seat pe baith gaya tha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan Aur April Fool

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan: Haan

Dost: Kis K Sath?

Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad

Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad Rakhnaah Ajkaal 2
Cheeze Seerf Kixmaat Waaloun Koh Miltee H-
1.Jangal M Ghumta Huwa White Haathi
&
2.Without Affair’x Walaa Jeevaan Saathi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)