Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.

Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe

Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 693 views

Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...

Ek sharaabi ki daastaan...

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par.....!

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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Altaf hussain

Phone par ziyada dair bat karne se dimagh aur shakal par bahut bura asar parta hai.
Dimagh nakara aur shakal manhos ho jati hai


example:altaf hussain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Haara hua Match

Haara hua Match to koi bhi jeet sakta hai Faraz,
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Jo jeeta hua Match haara de ussey
Misbah kehte hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yell for Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Papa: Beta

Papa: Beta,
Tum Apni Shadi Mein kis kis ko Bulaaoge..??

Beta:- jisne mujhe apne shadi mein bulaya tha..
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papa:- mujhe bulaoge na..?
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Beta:- tez mat baniye,
aap bhi nahi bulaye the mujhe...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)