Pata Nahi Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?
Ek Admi Santa Se: “Kya Apne Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Hai?”
Santa: “Haan Kiya Hai Par Jab Bhi Us Se I Love You Kehta Hoon, To Wo Bolti Hai I Love You 2 Pata Nahi Ab Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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Cute girl scooty se ja rhi thi
ek ladke ko dekhte dekhte achanak gir gyi..
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ladka: khi lgi to nahi ….
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Cute girl :
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Na na eh ta yara da utran da style hai ji
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1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue
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Pathan bola :
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Faqeer 2 Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe Baji Mujhay 10 Rupay De Do
Warna Mujhay 1 Aisa Khofnaak Kaam Karna Paray Ga
Jis K Khayaal Se Hi Meri Rooh Kanp Jati Hai
Or Mere Rongtay Kharay Ho Jatay Hain
Lady Khofzada Ho K 10 Rupay Deti Hai
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Faqeer: Mehnat Mazdoori.
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Rishta Le Kar Gaya,
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Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi,
Ham Ghante Baad A Jaega…!
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I kept ignoring her..
She smiled, but I kept quiet..
She began to speak, but I din't listen..
I was not intrsted at dat time
&
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I knew i needed her..
I started runing behind her, requesting.....
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MAM Plz
Plz MAM.
Pehle se hi short Hai :D ;)
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