Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.

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Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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