Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.

Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Aur Santa Ko Bola.

Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views

Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?

Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

Pathan Ne Sardi Me A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Itni Sardi Me A.C?

Pathan:
.
.
Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,
Garam Hawa Andar Or
Thandi Hawa Bahar Jaye Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dant nikana

Sardar:dr sahab ap bagir dard k dant nikal sakte hu.
Dr:nai
sardar :me nikal sakta hun
dr:kaise
sardar:hahahahaha

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of Technical Thinking!

Height of Technical Thinking!

A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building

And Shouting

F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)