Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.
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Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views
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