Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?

Class Mein Teacher Sabka Home Work Check Kar Raha Tha,
Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To

Teacher Ne Dekha Ki Usne Homework Nahi Kiya Hua To Vo Santa Ko Bola

Teacher: “Tumne Home Work Kyun Nahi Kiya?”

Santa Ne Bholepan Se Jawab Diya: “Sir, Kyunki Main To Hostel Mein Rahta Hu“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
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Ya To Purani Ticket Hai

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Sardar:Ha Ha, Ye Lo
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SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se

SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se peechay reh jata hai.

1 admi ne pocha:
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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Edit your mind,

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GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

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by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h
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Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k
ghumti hai...:P :P

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