Sadma Bhi Soch Samajh Kar Lo
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola
Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”
Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla: “Shit, Main To Banta Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views
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Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap
sunega..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
musharaf ki car k neechay 1 puppy a k mar gia,he told driver 2 find owner 2 give compensation.driver went and when came back he had a lot of rose around his neck..driver replied "sir mainay ye kaha mian president musharaf ka driver hoon,kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai? ahahahahahah
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train
The Very 1st Train Driven By Him
Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
“Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why are doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for the Chemist:
"Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Teri baari" ;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
SARDAR building se gir gea
Doctor said: He is dead
Sardar Hosh me aa k bola
My zinda wan
SARDANI boli: peya reh KANJRA Tenu doctor nalon botha pata ae:-
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan aik baar 2 arbion k pas se guzra wo arbi me aik dosre ko galian de rahe the.
Pathan: qari sahia mujhe bi in duaon me yaad rakhna
by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)
Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says: Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Sardar:Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bujurg apni zindagi ka raaj bata rahe the, meri umar 80 saal hai magar mene kabhi cigret nahi pi, sharab nahi pi, jua nahi khela aur kabhi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh uthakar nahi dekha.
Banta: baba ji, mujhe hairat hai ki phir aap itne saal se kis liye jinda ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad:
I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.
Son: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then ok.
Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is calld BUSINESS...
:-D :O :-P:-D
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)