Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
.
.
. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
.
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..
. Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
.
Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
. .
.
Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya
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