Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
.
.
. Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
.
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya..
. Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
.
Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. :P
. .
.
Pappu gusse se Bola:”or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 727 views

Teachar(Pappu Se):

Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte

Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raton ko uth ker

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

bed par jaga

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
Un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
Ek Sardar uth k nichy so gaya.

Ek sardar thori dair bad bed se bola ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

by Kashif (few years ago!)

Geo Pathan

Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?

Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Pagal Banaya

PATHAN: Aaj Hum Ne Pani Ko Pagal Bnaya

2ND PATHAN: Wo Kaisy?

1st PATHAN:
Hum Ne Nahany K Liye Pani Garam Kia Aur Thanday Pani Se Naha Liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)