GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 626 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Customer To Banker

Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Green,pink,yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachcho Aaj Mai Apko

Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi

Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
jab mein mar jaun to Saamney

MOLVII: ... jab mein mar jaun to Saamney
walon ko with family zaroor bulana,
Bevi: wo Q?
.
... .
.
.
.
.
Molvi: Suna hai k Un k Ghar ki Larkiyan Laash se
Lipat Lipat k Roti hen.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae

Boy- Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae(Girl se)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl- fati chappal se mar khaega ya chappal fatne tak mar khaega…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mein ne M.A kiya hai

Pehla pagal: Tum ne kahan tak parha hai?
Doosra pagal: Mein ne M.A kiya hai, ab soch raha hoon Matric kar loon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Badam Pista

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney
Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
.
.
.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand
Pathan Hota. -

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Obama- Humare Pass

Obama- Humare Pass
"BRITNEY
SHAKIRA
ANEJLINA"
Jaise Atom Bomb Hai.
Tumhare Pas Kya H?
Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser
"EMRAN HASHMI"
Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook