GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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