K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell Crocodile?
Pappu: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1011 views
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