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Buhut chahti hy

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan
Q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Urdu mein translate karo,

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo Ander Aane K Liye

Teacher:Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child: May I Come In?

Urdu Child: Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon: Achivina

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi Ne Zoo Me

1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.

Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:

Who R U?

Tota: I’m Parrot

Admi: Tum Kon H0?

T0ta: Me T0ta Hun

Admi: Tu Keair Aye?

Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me Naiy Achni…:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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