1 Admi Ne Zoo Me
1 Admi Ne Zoo Me 3 Zabanain Bolne Wala Tota Dekha Jo
English, Urdu Or Memoni Bolta Tha.
Usne 3 Zabane Check Karne K Liye Ussy Pucha:
Who R U?
Tota: I’m Parrot
Admi: Tum Kon H0?
T0ta: Me T0ta Hun
Admi: Tu Keair Aye?
Tota: To Jo Pe..
Hakhrey Dafa Chui Deenun Toto Yaan, Samajh Me Naiy Achni…:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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