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Jail ko irdu main

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
"She is Kidding"

Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shagird (maths k teacher say)

Shagird (maths k teacher say) janab! English kay teacher English mein baat krtay hain, Urdu kay teacher urdu mein aur Arbic kay Arabic mein aap bhi maths mein baat kia karein.

Teacher: “Mujh say teen panch mat karo, sari char so bisi nikal donga, chalo no do giarah ho jao warna aisa maron ga bas aik kay do nazar aayein gay.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao

TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka SahiUse Hua Ho ….…......

SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY …. =P =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
She Is Kidding.

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen

Student:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir:Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hymath waqai bakwas subject hy:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Aisa Sentense Batao Jis Mein

TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho …
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte

Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Light the cigar

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
aaj kal ki naujwan nasaal

AAJKAL ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?
Mobile??
Media??
Intrnet??
Nahi
10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)
Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq
Bna dti hen:-)
EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre
Jamaye Rakh
Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta
Zaroor hy

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Mein M.A pas hon.

Aik Shakhs (doosray say): Mein M.A pas hon.
Doosra shakhs mein poori ABC pas hon.

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Total vich kamal

Teacher: Your son is fail.See
his report

Eng-20
Math-15
Urdu-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
Total-98

Sardar:Total wich te kmal e kr dita
ae Es Subject di Techar kon c

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao

TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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